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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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