HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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