nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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