i just google imaged poop.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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