I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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