Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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