everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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