I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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