Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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