i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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