i just google imaged poop.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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