Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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