It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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