just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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