Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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