can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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