Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I have fence marks all over my body
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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