in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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