I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Let's get the cat blown out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
