I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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