If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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