Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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