no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
People in love make me want to vomit
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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