Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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