If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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