It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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