Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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