it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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