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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.

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(770): View more from Georgia

At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there

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(425): View more from Washington

Where the royal fuck are you??

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The depths of vodka hell.

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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.

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(206): View more from Washington

Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.

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