i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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