Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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