You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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