He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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