butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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