STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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