OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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