I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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