Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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