Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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