some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize