Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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