dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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