btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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