yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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