I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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