curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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