i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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