talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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