found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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