im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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