Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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