Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
