'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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