i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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