Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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