You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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