After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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