New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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