i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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