**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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